Tuesday, June 5, 2012

I like my coffee like i like my women un-meme

Ok... so this is  going to sound nutty, but I feel like I am on to creating a new un-meme! lol. I feel like I am creating a new un-meme which basically starts out like "I like my coffee like I like my women" and then ends with some funny correlation between women and coffee. 

I probably haven't come up with it first but I haven't heard of it in my area of the world until I thought it up myself. So its original from my head at least. Meaning I didn't steal it from anyone else. I swear to god all on my own I was sitting drinking my beloved black coffee and I thought Damn I really love this black coffee. 

And Im a white woman, so I thought it would be funny to make my status saying
"I like my coffee like I like my women, Hot, bitter, and black"

I got a few lols and next thing I knew I had like.... 30 comments with variations to the coffee joke. including:

I like my coffee like I like my women- french vanilla

I like my coffee like I like my women- Low fat mocha

I like my coffee like I like my women- from a gas station 

I like my coffee like I like my women- with a little bit of whisky

I like my coffee like I like my women- In the kitchen

I like my coffee like I like my women- Pale and sweet

I like my coffee like I like my women- black, but Imma put a lotta cream in it

I like my coffee like I like my women- Pipin' hot and spilled on my lap

I like my coffee like I like my women- Any time, anywhere.


I like my coffee like I like my women- ground up in a can.



So it seems to be a pretty hilarious trend in my small Cleveland suburban area. Of course I can't take all the credit, but I do have some pretty creative friends. No lie. Gooooood times. 


What coffee women jokes can you enjoy?






5 comments:

  1. You spelled "Meem wrong," it's spelled meme. Also this is not a meme, nor is it new. It's a joke, (theres a difference) and its a joke older than you are. Sorry to burst your bubble, but you haven't really stumbled upon anything new.

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    1. OH of course. There's GOT to be some technicality behind it. oh yes oh I'm sure. In fact I'd probably do good to go and study know your meme so I can know my meme. or un-meme. Well then I'll call it an un-meme.

      BUUUUUUUUUUUUT Thanks for letting me know about the spelling error BTW! I thought I got it right! I often spell things wrong in drafts but try to fix it all up before I post it. SO.

      Now that I changed the title you can enjoy it cant you? And Pay attention to whats funny and not what just simply wrong? Why don't you come up with a good one! I'll add it!

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  2. Also Mr. Penguin there is a section I highlighted JUST for you!

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  3. Also not funny.

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