Monday, June 18, 2012

terrible time tuesdays

 I am having the worst time focusing on things.

 I'm not meant to focus on things. it could be Wednesday,

 and around here

 every day is Friday

Why now in the summer?
why now when work doesn't exist tomorrow or forever

no such thing as work

its all just life.
life life life life

money isn't real
money isn't life

moneys for the damned who are disillusioned. 

Caught like fish on hooks being pulled

 higher and higher. 

they think the money gets them higher

closer to the surface
closer to the sun that's warped through the waters

 like a giant gold coin.
 gods money shimmering
waiting
for them
 what divine is waiting?


money brings them higher and higher,
 society
money brings them higher and higher
lifestyle
money brings them higher and higher
toxic
money brings them higher and higher
domination

 until they are on the top of the world. and then...
it breaks
the surface
a rip into the universe they should have never tried to obtain key

leverage

air
they cant have everything
pain
they want whats not their right
chill
desire of all things
burning
sun like fire on gilded scales. The winged creatures pick at there flesh and rip away whats not so rotten.
the birds tear apart their wasted souls. 

mutilated skeletons, at the top, above all

ventured out to own everything
to grasp everything

in the sanctuary of winged beasts and giant gods
they cant go back
they have obtained all

they scorch they burn they suffocate

now YOU TELL ME

YOU PIECES OF ROTTING WASTED FLESH

 how does it feel to be this high?


Tuesday, June 5, 2012

I like my coffee like i like my women un-meme

Ok... so this is  going to sound nutty, but I feel like I am on to creating a new un-meme! lol. I feel like I am creating a new un-meme which basically starts out like "I like my coffee like I like my women" and then ends with some funny correlation between women and coffee. 

I probably haven't come up with it first but I haven't heard of it in my area of the world until I thought it up myself. So its original from my head at least. Meaning I didn't steal it from anyone else. I swear to god all on my own I was sitting drinking my beloved black coffee and I thought Damn I really love this black coffee. 

And Im a white woman, so I thought it would be funny to make my status saying
"I like my coffee like I like my women, Hot, bitter, and black"

I got a few lols and next thing I knew I had like.... 30 comments with variations to the coffee joke. including:

I like my coffee like I like my women- french vanilla

I like my coffee like I like my women- Low fat mocha

I like my coffee like I like my women- from a gas station 

I like my coffee like I like my women- with a little bit of whisky

I like my coffee like I like my women- In the kitchen

I like my coffee like I like my women- Pale and sweet

I like my coffee like I like my women- black, but Imma put a lotta cream in it

I like my coffee like I like my women- Pipin' hot and spilled on my lap

I like my coffee like I like my women- Any time, anywhere.


I like my coffee like I like my women- ground up in a can.



So it seems to be a pretty hilarious trend in my small Cleveland suburban area. Of course I can't take all the credit, but I do have some pretty creative friends. No lie. Gooooood times. 


What coffee women jokes can you enjoy?